Avast ye wenches and pirates alike, 
Our tale is like none ye heard in yer life.
We've come from the depths of Daisy Jones Locker™,
Where the "treasure of pleasure" she had to offer.

On the shores of Kauai, we drank free our senses, 
While PIE Girls™ danced and tickled our fancies.
We drank every bottle, we sampled each dish,
Our grog never empty, our thirst never quenched.

We pillaged and plundered, corrupting young lasses,
We knew it was clear we must reach the masses! 
So dare if you will and join in on this journey, 
Where your dreams can come true, if the fire's still burning!

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